| False Foudrage (Child 89) False Foudrage excited me the first time I read through it in
the English and Scottish Popular Ballads: a dark and thrilling
tale of lust, jealousy, murder, revenge, codewords and surrogate parenthood,
with a satisfying conclusion. Child prints two substantial texts and one
fragment, and the first thing to do was to decide on the cast of characters.
All three versions start off with three kings vying for the hand of a
lady, but where Child 89 B & C have either King Eastmuir or King Westmuir
killing their successful rival out of jealousy, 89 A sees the three kings
settle things amicably only for King Honor to fall victim to a baronial
uprising in which the villain “Footrage” is merely chosen
by lot (expressed in classic ballad lingo as “casting kaivels”)
to do the dirty deed. I decided to combine both themes by retaining the
Foudrage character but making him King Eastmuir’s hired assassin.
After that things just fell into place with the usual cherry-picking from
Child’s A and B versions: verses 1-5 are from B, with Foudrage substituted
for the Eastmuir King and one or two concessions to more modern phraseology;
the rest (excepting v22) is from A, with four verses omitted and another
three pruned by amalgamating successive pairs. For v22 I went back to
B – I couldn’t resist the idea that the villain has no idea
of the identity or motive of his nemesis, right up to the point of death. |
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1.The
Eastmuir king and the Westmuir king And the king of Honorie They’ve courted of a fair young maid All from the North country |
2. King
Eastmuir’s courted her for gold King Westmuir for her fee But the King of Honor’s won her heart His bride all for to be |
3.
King Eastmuir swore a dreadful oth All on their wedding day And he has sent for False Foudrage The king all for to slay |
4.
And at the dead hour of the night When all were fast abed False Foudrage so soft crept in Stood at King Honor’s head |
5. And
his lady, she awakened All from a drowsy dream She saw her bride-bed swim with blood And her good lord lay slain |
6.
Oh spare my life, False Foudrage Until I lighter be Spare me that I may bear the child That King Honor’s left with me |
7. Well
if it be a lass, he said Well nursed shall she be But if it be a little boy Then hanged he will be |
8. I’ll
not spare him for his tender age Nor yet for his noble kin But on the day that he is born He’ll mount the gallows pin |
9. Four
and twenty valiant knights Were set the queen for to guard And four stood at her bower door To keep both watch and ward |
10. But
when her time drew near its end She’s given them beer and wine And she has made them all as drunk As any wildwood swine |
| 11. And
she’s slipped out of the window She’s wandered out and in And in the very swine sty The queen brought forth a son |
12. Now
they have cast lots in the town For who should go to the queen And the lot it fell on Wise William And he’s sent his wife for him |
13. A
favour, Wise William’s wife This favour grant to me Change your lass for my little boy That King Honor left with me |
14.
And you will learn my gay goshawk Well how to breast a steed And I will learn your turtle-dove As well to write and read |
15.
And you will learn my gay goshawk To wield the bow and brand And I will learn your turtle-dove To lay gold all with her hand |
16.
And when we meet at the market place We must no more avow Than, madam, how does my goshawk? Lady, how does my dove? |
17.
When days were gone and years come on |
18.
Do you see yon high, high castle With walls and towers so fair Well if every man had back his own Of it you’d be the heir |
19. For
if you should slay False Foudrage You’d set the wrong to right For he has slain your father E’er you ever saw the light |
20. And
if you should slay Flase Foudrage There’s no man would you blame For he keeps your mother prisoner And she dare not let you home |
| 21. So
he’s set his bow all to his back |
22.
Oh what ails you, my bonny boy What ails you at me For I did never do you wrong Your face I ne’er did see |
23. Oh
hold your tongue, False Foudrage For I know you and who you be And he has pierced him through the heart And set his mother free |
24.
And he has given to Wise William The best part of his land And he has wed his turtle-done With the ring from off his hand |